J A s L a i r

12.30.2008

gue ngga tau mesti ngomong apa

jadi gini, tadi gue sama kevin mingling around lagi.
ya tauu dong temen gue yang satu itu gimana, grrr.
kan jadi gini...

awalnya gue fine fine aja jalan sama dia. terus tiba tiba dia ngajak makan di LeBraun. eh yaudah oke deh akhirnya makan makan dulu di LeBraun sebelum menuju bintaro. udah kayak gitu tau tau si kevin pesen ribs. dan dia makannya belepetan kemana mana. gue sampe malu. tapi bayarnya pake visa--mbak mbak waiternya keliatan ga percaya gitu. aduuhh anak ini. terus udah gitu jalan, jalan deh ke darmawangsa (ketauan banget rendezvous masa masa belajar di ******* **** ****** nya) udah gitu pas balik gue minta ditemenin beli kanvas di craft shop. yaudah tuh beli kanvas kecil kecil. pas di mobil tau tau ada lagu sleeps with butterfly nya tori amos. hihii jadi makin mikirin masa lalu pas masih deket sama kev.
tau tau dia bilang dia tau masalah gue--yang gue clbk itu, tau tau gue curhat sama dia. tau tau gue nangis di bahu dia, tau tau gue tau deh ah *jayus*
trus trus tau tau ada lagu TEDDY GEIGER. try too hard. yak bagoooos makin nangis deh gue. terus tau tau dia kasih gue bunga. wow.
sama kotak musik
yang LO TAU YA gue paling melting kalo dikasih kotak musik.
then the rest is our secret!
eh engga deng entar disangka ada apa-apa.
well, i welcome you back, kevin pradhiono putra..

yang SBJ pasti tau

Label: diary

xx signed off at 7:21 PM

quotes tolol ala mazu

*di tol padalarang
m: ci, kok ga ada motor ya? tumben
g: ya ini di jalan tol begoooooo

*di semarang
m: ah aku bete deh ci, kalo turun dari mobil di pom bensin yang keliatan pasti cina semua
g: lu kira lu orang mana hah?

*di jepara
g: enak ya orang sini ga perlu beli perabotan lagi
m: di klender juga..

*di solo
m: wah itu GRSD!!
g: terus kenapa?
m: itu GRSD!! *masih terpana*

*di masjid demak
g: aduh perut gue sakit, ini pasti gara gara sambel seceng
m: ah enggak itu mah elonya aja yang make banyak sambel
g: enggalah, perut gue kan kuat
m: perut gue juga! tadi gue malah udah boker tiga kali

g: *membeli sandal yang kesehatan itu loh* aduh sakit ya kalo dipake
m: ah mana ci, sini gua yang pake
g: nih, pake aja
m: *berjalan* aduh sakit, aduh sakit *sepanjang jalan sampe mobil*
g: sukurin
m: pantesan orang sini ga ada yang pake ya, pada pakenya swallow semua

*di jalan
g: *menyanyi* HIDEEE ANNNDDD SEEEKKKKKKK OOOOWWWW
m: yah kalo kayak gitu nggak hide and seek dong, ketauan, berisik cici nyanyinya.

ckckckckck. kadang gue menyesalkan kebodohan sodara gue yang satu itu.

Label: bego, nonsense

xx signed off at 8:20 AM

12.29.2008

yang aneh lagi

1. Kalo ada cewe ngomong..

a. Eh bsok nyalon yuk

. dimana? jam berapa?

b. Lo mau ngga jadi pacar gue?

. maaf saya masih normal. masa jeruk makan jeruk?

c. Nanti malem lo mo ikut balap ngg?

. kalo balap karung gua mau.

d. Eh pacar lo kegatelan tuh! Masa dia dket2in gue!

. lo nya aja kali yang jadi 'penjahat harapan'. atau lo...pe*un mungkin

e. Cobain nyemok yuk!

. lu aja sana.

2. Kalo ada cowo ngomong..

a. Lo mau ga jadi pacar gue?

. situ oke?

b. Nonton bokep bareng yuk.

. ih ogah. lu aja sana

c. Kemaren gue abis dikejar anjing.

. hah? sesama kaga boleh saling mengejar

d. EH SIALAN LO! MO NGAJAK RIBUT LO MA GUE?

. ayo ribut sini *dengan muka datar*

e. Gw kmaren abis beli parfum di paris.

. yang kw atau yang legit?

3. Kalo ada anak kecil ngomong..

a. Kak first kiss itu apa sih?

. itu kalo lu dicium sama cowo yang bukan bokap lu atau kakak lu atau om lu.

b. Rasanya ngerokok apa si ka?

. lu mau tau? beli aja terus coba deh. gue sih ga tau.

c. Masa kalo malem2 aku ga boleh masuk ke kamar mama papa. Knapa si ka??

. soalnya mama sama papa capek seharian kerja tau. emang lu main layangan doang kerjanya

d. Kakak orangnya nyebelin deh

. baru tau?

e. Kalo udah gede, kaka pengen jadi apa?

. jadi orang kaya. elu juga ya, jadi orang kaya

4. Kalo ada bancii ngomong..

a. Eh cUy,, luW Mo iKdt nTOn Gag ma gUw?

. sori, gue sibuk.

b. Eh fRenstER NTu aP siCh??

. itu..senter. mereknya.

c. AwZ LW Ktmu gUw! GuW AbsIn LUw

. lu kira gue makanan

d. EcH BoCaH! MO NgKRg diMna lo NtaR MaLEMP mgGU?

. biasaaaaa, di pulo kavuk

e. EH ntI Ad pasAr MaLEm.! KsaNA yU YanK?!

. makasih, nggak level.

5. Kalo ada polisi ngomong..

a. Mana SIM kamu dek?

. mau yang nembak apa yang beneran?

b. Kamu tau gak kalo disini itu daerah 3 in 1?

. ya tau lah, saya tiap hari kan lewat sini.

c. Terpaksa adik saya tilang.

. berani nilang gue gue aduin letnan sukoco *sorry don hahaaa*

d. Mana KTP kamu?

. nih

e. Terpaksa kamu saya tahan sementara disini.

. *nelepon letnan sukoco*

6. Kalo nyokap lo ngomong..

a. Temenin mama ke salon yuuk!

. hayuk lah

b. Mama sbel sama papa kamu. Dia punya wanita idaman lain.

. *bukannya mama kebal ya?*

c. Cie anak mama udah punya pacar nih sekarang..

. ah bawel *gue kebal banget tiap nyokap gue ngomong ini*

d. Mama ketemu pertama kali sama papa kamu waktu lagi di halte

. katanya di tempat parkir?

e. Kamu gmana sih? Masa disuruh begini aja ga becus?

. lah iya laaaahhh aku kan masih keciiiiilll

7. Kalo bokap lo ngomong..

a. Bantuin papa cuci mobil ya.

. biasanya juga gue yang nyuci

b. Mamamu lama amat si dandannya!

. *bukannya udah kebal ya?*

c. Akhir2 ini kok mama kamu judes ya sama papa?

. biasanya juga papa yang ngajak ribut duluan

d. Kamu ini kerjaannya main terus! Kapan belajarnya??

. yang penting ranking 6 wek.

e. Lagu apa tuh? Mau dong kirimin ke hape papa.

. GA BOLEH! kalo mau pinjemin aku plat nya Black Sabbath dulu!

8. Kalo kakak ato adek lo (this case: NICK) ngomong..

a. gue pinjem duit dong, nnti gue ganti

. ambil aja di dompet

b. Ikut gue yuk jalan2! Gue traktir deh!

. kemana dulu? terakhir kali jalan gue mulu yang nyetir.

c. Lo kok jadi (kakak/adik) kurang ajar bgt si?

. kayak lu nggak aja?

d. Kerjain tugas mtk gue dong!

. emang dosen UPH punya tugas MTK? wek.

e. Masa gue dimarahin papa gara2 telat pulang kmaren! Ah! Apaan tuh!

. ya iyalaaaahhh elu janji jam 6 pulang jam 10. tolol.

Label: nonsense

xx signed off at 6:29 PM

ini gue. boleh nggak percaya.

letter to mazu: eh kuda, kita makin mirip ya?

Label: nonsense

xx signed off at 6:18 PM

he said that he missed this face

but i won't be that fairytale again, shittyhead.

Label: nonsense, YES MATI LU EVE

xx signed off at 5:06 PM

a quick post-and a letter

i'm home, the tour sucks. i hate it. i always dreaming about you when i was on tour.
i got to fix my band soon as i got home. the meringue fellows got their gig, so do the custronica. but i was nothing without you.
there's nothing to worried.

i'm ugly. yes i am.

i want to know that you're okay.
we'll fixed our stuff later. i miss you.
xo,
your juno.

and i post the letter. in red envelope, in case it'll die. i'm a Chinese, remember?

Label: nonsense

xx signed off at 12:02 PM

12.24.2008

for everything

me and nick by agishiteru

xx signed off at 6:35 PM

tai ah

apa sih tau tau pergi gini nggak ada planning. arrrgggghhhhhhhh beteeee.
i don't wanna leave the town without you!

Label: bete, diary, pengen makan orang, pengen nampol orang

xx signed off at 5:29 PM

12.22.2008

mau ngajak RIBUT?

hihi. enggak itu bercanda judulnya. bercanda.
sebenernya emang ada orang ngajakin ribut banget gitu; cuma sekali lagi sesuai dengan moto CUSTRONICA: LIKE I CARE?

jadi tadi gini, gue rapat kreatif. ya udah itu aja sih, kalo yang temen baik gue pasti tau ada apa. asyik juga sih sempet gosip sama osa ainy monic bramanto rizu haha. ngomongin ada dehh yang seru gue sampe ngakak. hihi. the next is i want to meet my darling(s) SELAMANYA BINTAROJAYA. hihi kok mereka cerdas banget ya? sometimes i adore them. hehe. anyway tadi happyhournya seru banget karena orang gilanya udah get in track semua, the most tadi tuh ada Ndrrraaaa Sinchan hahaa sinchaaan pulang dari NY makin cimengkers. keren deh pokoknya. ya gitu deh kalo ada sinchan. pasti ngomongnya 'plak keteplak' hihi minta diganyang malaysia :) *tuh kan yang bukan SBJ pasti nggak ngerti deh*
anyway, gue dan si montje punya lagu remake baru yaitu; persahabatan bagai tong kosong, dulu sahabat ternyata tukang bohong, pacar direbut, teman difitnah, hatinya busuk bagai mak inah, dulu kita sahabat berteman bagai ulat mengalahkan bau kakimu, dulu kita sahabat tapi kamu khianat, lalu kau rebut pacarkuuuuuu
gue kaga ngerti kenapa ada mak inah--siapa pula itu mak inah--ck ck ck montje..

*anyway tje, kenapa jadi jij sih yang sewot? hihiii

Label: diary, kenangan, nonsense

xx signed off at 5:48 PM

little morning

"hello morning, can i have your fresh smell today?"
oh but she can't. living in a big city such a horrible nightmare. you can't smell the morning sign in here. there's no morning or night. every single second is afternoon. you even can not find any birds here. the city hid in his bold bold gray blanket. but this is six am in the morning. you can't argue.
she smelled some cigarettes and nicotine. and beer. just don't forget the beer. but she just do not care. it was six am and she had two hours before she must be in her little dead room.
being a musician, a filthy poor musician was never easy. you got to wake and jam every same hour every day. so does her brother. little sunburn did not burn her skin.
dressing up was not as easy as it seen. she'd pulled the best gown she ever had. but it makes no sense. today is her first performance at the city hall. before that, she got to practiced her sense of Rhodes piano. it almost killed her.
just don't forget the beer.
little morning went out her room, dressed up like it's Christmas. and just the way she is. yes, her parents give her a name of little morning. Little Morning. no more family name. it makes no sense at all. her old transistor bears Rider on The Storm by The Doors.
she doesn't care.
little morning steps into her shower, after put her dress on the basin.
then hot water skin her alive and she dies.

Excitedeath
(song by daniel wirjawan soerjakanta)

i hope when you are awake at six
you can smell the sense of the morning
while my old transistor bears rider on the storm
it's twenty five December in the morning

*let's go ahead, let's go ahead
don't drown in your hot shower and we went
to our first performance
i'm excite to death (excite to death)
let's sing your song, let's sing your song
leave your brother with his smelly mouth and we went
to our first performance
i'm excite to death, so excite to death

this song was recorded for the first time; today. 6 am in the morning :)

xx signed off at 1:18 PM

12.21.2008

to warm you

i'm walking towards the street of somewhere. it could be jakarta, it could be hong kong, it could be bali or even london. it's 2 o clock in the morning, and this part of the city dead already. the brick pedestrian and the tins smell of hot road get against my nose.
and i met this guy, let's call him Sunrise. in the dead of the night. he's not bright, he's not smelly. he's as noir as the night falls on him. he'd die twice and born against his own will to be the dead, the shaun, the grim, whatever you likes to tell.
let's look, the street lamps shine shyly while i tried to knock his face out of my mind. i am regretting the times i didnt bring my flashlight.

"please stay with me until the light, until i'm born for the third time," he whisper. "well, we have 3 and a half hour to know each other well,"

it is not my kind of type. i did not like pushed it forward. but who's like to be alone among the dark at 2? everybody deserve for be with someone.

and the rest is i know he'd been in a relationship with a girl named Victim. but i went with him. talking and laughing like for three hours from now, i won't meet him anymore. i knew his hobbies, families and other things. it was almost 5:45 when we said goodbye and he dissapear.

the light flashed away. the city started to wake themselves up and i wish i could. there were three young lads walked in front of me, and more as minute passed by. i think it is the time to go. i have another job tonight, to warm your soul.
and yeah, by the way my name is love.

"i accompany you everynight on the dead street among the dark,"

*dedicated for LS.

xx signed off at 4:30 PM

12.19.2008

banyak hal buruk

gue cedera lagi sekaligus kram.. gara garanya gue terlalu nafsu main drum--yaelah itu biasa banget ya, hasilnya, sekarang gue kaga bisa jalan. yak bagooooss gue kualat sama syam
gue tadi jualan ya dan jualan itu capek banget terus gue pulang dan gue melupakan etoiles dan membuat lutfi bete. maaf ya luth..
~~gue ranking 6--itu buruk, eh lebay~~.
gue beli cd the sims dan nginstallnya ga beres, bete.
gue nggak bisa ke beijing tahun ini dan itu menyakitkan yaaa :(
kemungkinan besar--bukan kemungkinan lagi tapi pasti juga tahun ini gue tidak akan ngerayain imlek karena nenek sama om gue kan meninggal. grrrr
gue menyelesaikan hubungan gue dengan calipan. gue gak tahan!
please just don't plead that i'm sorry for it. in fact well, i'm still in love with someone out there

Label: bete, diary, nonsense

xx signed off at 4:05 PM

12.18.2008

sekedar cerita

in preparation for xmas gw sm nick masak telur ceplok bentuk pohon natal.. jd telurnya dicetak di cetakan pancake bntuk pohon natal, dan dgn tololnya hanya membuat itu dan gamau makan krn ga tega..

trus ya ada cowo gt dh mandi pake lux BEAUTY SPA trus bangga, hihi

Sent from my phone using trutap

xx signed off at 8:16 PM

unspecified talking beetwen me and nick

g: aduh tuh kan coba waktu itu elu ga selingkuh, sekarang kita nggak marahan gini tau
n: itu gue nggak sengaja, coba lo ga keluar dari dapur
g: eh gue masak buat elo sama anak kita ya! kalo nggak lo mau tiap hari mesen pizza?
n: alaaah tinggal nge-hire butler aja apa susahnya sih?
g: eh kalo lu nggak ngerenovasi kamar anak sampe ngabisin 10000 ya kita ngehire butler sampe anak kita gede tau!
n: eh, kalo nggak direnovasi lu mau anak kita tidurnya nggak enak terus moodnya rusak?
g: ah tau ah lo nonsense, gue mau ngundang gavin makan siang dulu pokoknya,
n: makan sore, ini udah jam 4 loh
g: iya itulah, itu mobil lo dateng, dasar jambret, sana kerja!
n: ah istri galak lo
g: tolong ya, kita nggak pernah nikah, cuma MBA
n: ih bangga?
g: eh liat dong gue fearnya itu LIFE LONG RELATIONSHIP a.k.a engagement, gimana dong?
n: ah bodo, sekarang gw ngurus anaknya dulu..
g: eh gila lo ya anak disuruh tidur dulu nggak belajar, emang kayaknya harus gue yang ngurus anak tau ga sih!
n: eh lo sih terlalu sibuk selingkuh sama gavin ya
g: mending gue terhormat selingkuh sama gavin, daripada lo, selingkuh sama camryn lee, udah pecun, tiap malem berisik, jelek, miskin pula
n: biarin, kayak amy winehouse gitu
g: ih mendingan gue ya, selingkuh sama orang yang udah punya banyak toko gitu yeee
n: alah norak toko doang, gue calon istri lobbyist
g: alah nikah sama lo juga ntar dia quit job, leha leha. tai ah.
n: eh mending ya gue kerja, lah elu, nulis novel doang
g: alah jambret juga lo, bangga, gue kan quit job gara gara hamil anak elu
n: eh siapa suruh mau dihamilin?
g: eh tolol waktu itu yang ngendaliin kan elo, tau tau sukses dah kita punya anak
n: yang penting anaknya hebat
g: ya iya sih..
n: cuma gue takut dia grew up badly gara gara liat gue selingkuh
g: lagi tolol, flirting di depan anak lo
n: aahh ya udah yang penting kita working on this relationship again, masih baru 18 tuh, state nya juga masih bff, yang penting kita bisa jadi love lagi..
g: alah, gue udah naksir gavin
n: liat ya gi ya, i'll won your heart back!

buat yang ngerti pasti tau gue sama nick ngomongin apaan (apalagi yang sering ol di msn dan melihat pm gue berbunyi; 'the sims 2 with nick; do not disturb'). tapi buat yang nggak pasti misunderstood..sebenernya ceritanya begini..

sebenarnya begini.. beberapa hari yang lalu gue dan nick main the sims 2 bersama lalu...hahahaa ya gitu deh, seru loohh hahaha :) here some snapshot:

ini gue yang marah sama nick gara gara dia selingkuh..

trus ini selingkuhan gue, namanya gavin hihii

Label: kebodohan sehari-hari, namanya juga juno, nonsense

xx signed off at 7:18 PM

i've tried

afterall, i become really tired at this subject. all of these projects skin myself alive. i'm going to retire. i tried to handle all of the subject i'm good at but it can't help since i can't trust anyone or deciding who's trustworthy for this.

well when i can't put a trust on somebody, it became worse. handling 6 projects at the same time i must finish my last study on indonesia well really kills. my brain seems aches thousand times. i got to sacrifice my time for having fun and even my own friend! *well, that's not a bad idea, sometimes i found my peace of mind without them*

i've tried to be perfect, but nobody's perfect, can't you see? i'm getting tired, fixing things etc etc like i don't have a life. it's easy when you are 34, a workaholic but me? i'm just 15, have to go to a formal highschool and a music school for almost everyday and taking care of 2 bands while i played in other 4? man, i must be a superwoman.

my mind screwed. now my body screwed. you decide what's hot for me, better yoga meditation or a better spa and relaxaxing? or better job with a better salary and kids waiting me home with a husband that works almost 24/7 on his tour?

i need to get a recent sleep, before i got to daydreaming about him again.

Label: nonsense

xx signed off at 1:53 PM

12.17.2008

unspecified feelings.

i can not afford on telling you how much i miss you if that hell wasn't that hot. i can smile and lean back to you. i wanna be your only one. i seek my role in your life, i personally am a loser. i watch the time goes, second to second, minutes to minutes, hours to hours.
(tommorow today - seki)

an unspecified feeling. like how time passed by and we hugged tight. i dont know, why is there any time for me to leave the town.
to leave the town.

Label: my own lyrics, random thoughts

xx signed off at 8:16 PM

12.16.2008

sedih

maafin no ya cal kalo no ga pernah belain cal, no ga maksud kaya gitu kok cal. sebenernya no tau kalo misalnya cal ga suka kaya gini tp no bknny gamau protes, bknny suka main umpet umpetan tapi no sangat amat menghargai apa yg kamu capai dan pengen kamu dapetin apa yg kamu mau, kamu jaga cita cita kamu, no bangga liat cal di mana mana tp sebenernya no sedih karena cal ga bisa 100 persen jadi punya no. no tau konsekuensinya makanya no gak pernah protes.

a proud grrlfriend,
juno

xx signed off at 8:44 PM

12.15.2008

today: ohmy! happyhourshow's compilation

n: jadi hari ini gue sama aggy bakal ngebacain daftar...
*handphone berdering--lebih tepatnya blackberry berdering*
n: sorry gue dapet email, aduh pake blackberry ribet ya

kata aggy: PAMER PAMER
kata montje: gue juga punya, apa lo?
kata dunjo: ... (anteng)

d: ....
n: ayo dong, ngomong lu,
a: iya njo, ngomong..apakek
d: ..halo..

kata montje: JAIM LU!
kata aggy: ah kacau nih mas engineer
kata nick: kenapa sih lu? sariawan?

hari ini itu siaran happyhour show tergaring ke dua yang gue laluin. sumpah hari ini anak anak kehabisan topik banget gara gara pada pusing mikirin endterm exam yang tinggal 2 bulan lagi. sedih banget ya? gue speaking behalf my hhs, sorry for the lack of subject ya..

xx signed off at 2:07 PM

12.14.2008

do you notice this grrrll?

15 years ago (or 14 or 13 lah):

hidung lebaaar

then pa, you grew a monster:

if i were you, i feel i'm failing. hahaha :)happy father's day. and happy birthday rayen *lah ngga nyambung!*

xx signed off at 5:26 PM

vokalis + gitaris = totol

aggy! said:

syam

aggy! said:

syam help moi dong

Syam says:

ntar2 lg lj nihh

Syam says:

blj

aggy! says:

ini jugaaaaaaaa

aggy! says:

ini sosio lu apa?

Syam says:

sejarah

aggy! says:

hiyah sejarah ipa mah gampang

Syam says:

hhaa

aggy! says:

emang gampang. eh liat foto gua hahaaa

Syam says:

mn?

aggy! says:

itu yang gue pake jadi foto buat id msn

Syam says:

kgk ad

aggy! says:

ada tau liat deh

aggy! says:

lucu yaa hahaa

Syam says:

ada2

Syam says:

grrrr

Syam says:

ngapain kau pajang itu

aggy! says:

lucu tau

aggy! says:

muka lo totol gitu hahaaa

Syam says:

iye2

aggy! says:

guenya cantik

Syam says:

udeh gw tinggl mau mandi

aggy! says:

iya udah sana

aggy! says:

gue cuma mau pamer foto kok weeekk

Syam says:

yaa penyanyiny agk gedeng2 gtu deh

aggy! says:

gitaris nya rada rada gimana gitu deh

Syam says:

yok

aggy! says:

iyaaa

fyi fotonya itu yang ini:

"nantangin lo?"

Label: band, bego, diary, namanya juga juno, nonsense

xx signed off at 5:12 PM

12.11.2008

recent updos

hi, eh tau ga sih kan tadi gw ketemu hiro dan coco eh pada potong rambut lucu deh, emang fashionable banget. trus hbs itu kan gw nganter nick yang udah sehat lagi, trus hbs itu gw inget travis yang gukgukguk itu omg gw homesick bgt, trus gw tlpn om tante gw gt nanya nanya planning taun baru. boring ya? zzz. trus i got my rack repaired. anyhow masa yah kemaren gt ada orang jadian gak cerita sama gw, trus gw bete hehe trus td gw ditraktir gt ah tp jadi ngiri. trus td UAS gw asyik alhamdulillah bisa trus gw disty ado andini aksa udah paling kerjasama deh haha seru bgt bgt gt. trus kan gw over confidence soalnya nilai gw not bad trus gw cabut sama seki soalnya daniel udah selesai ulangan. mau pergi ke circa atau catsups buat makan makan tp end up nya tokyo sushi trus tdnya mau ke UBL buat nonton idolanya daniel, vmp. tp gajadi soalnya gw masi uas trus kita ke mc donalds duren sawit dan mau belajar disitu kan dkt rumah gw sm daniel. daniel yg nyetir tuh, eh tau tau ditilang di darmawangsa, akhirnya gw di drop di dpn kemang suite trus nungguin nick. nick cepet sembuh ya, entar kita alltheway selamanyabintarojaya lg kaya waktu di index, hehe.

ps: garinindya budydharma, watch out! you might be the next 'selamanyabintarojaya' hehe :)

Label: diary, nonsenses

xx signed off at 8:33 PM

lagi lagi tentang g dan c

g : pokoknya aku ga suka kamu ngerokok ya
c : iya, aku kan emang ga ngerokok. ga bagus buat aku.
g : oh yaudah bagus deh
c : kamu kok kayanya sensi bgt sama rokok?
g : bau. baunya gak enak. aku kan sinus
c : oya ini kamu pake helm aku aja, yg itu helmnya rada jelek
g : ok thx *memakai* CAL KAMU NGEROKOK YA?
c : hah, engga kok, kenapa emang?
g : ini helmnya bau!
c : hah, ini bkn bau rokok aku, ini kretek, pasti tadi montje
g : emang rokok kamu baunya gmn?
c : lebih enak deh, aku kan dji sam soe *lalu tercenung*
g : artinya kamu ngerokok kan caaaal???

xx signed off at 8:11 PM

pacar saya?

bukan. bukan.
di sekolah banyak yang mengira anak ini adalah pacar saya karena intensitas rutin pertemuan yang cukup tinggi yang diiringi dengan mengacak-acak rambut dengan tatapan penuh ~~cinta~~ rasa gemas.
sebenernya anak ini adalah unit o76. adik dari orang ini, dan juga sahabat dari orang ini. dia adalah orang yang membantu saya mengerjakan proyek yang sangat sangat alamakhoy dan mencegat taksi setiap mau pulang, pendek kata...semacam teman sangat akrab yang sering dicengin karena disangka pacaran.
untungnya dia tergolong anak yang cuwek dan baik hati. ketika saya mengalami masalah dengan seseorang dia selalu ada dan menyemangati saya dan menghibur saya.
salah satu hal yang membuat gue selalu waaaaaww adalah ini:

suatu hari--situasi: sedang sedih karena berantem sama pacar.

g: nta *itu panggilan gue ke dia*, hibur gue dong..
s: hibur apa?
g: eemm apa kek cerita lucu gitu..
s: jadi gini.. ada anak perempuan.. jalan di taman.. terus ada mafia terus ditembakin dor dor dor! sampe isi perutnya keluar
g: ...apa lucunya?
s: belum selesai.. terus ada tukang bakso.. jalan di taman.. terus ada mafia terus ditembakin dor dor dor! sampe isi perutnya keluar
g: ...ohhh.. okay..
s: belum selesai! ada *masukan nama siapa kek gitu disini* ...jalan di taman.. terus ada mafia terus ditembakin dor dor dor! sampe isi perutnya keluar..
g: mati aja lu nta.

anyway, ada yang merasa familiar dengan cerita di atas? hahahaaa

Label: diary, nonsense

xx signed off at 4:22 PM

12.10.2008

hari yang aneh

bukan, ini bukan acara yang ada di antv itu. ini juga bukan quote dari mas wirja tapi sumpah ini emang hari yang aneh.

dimulai dari remed ekonomi--ah biasa itu, nggak aneh--terus gue tiba tiba ditelepon sama ibu manager sesshounkidai yaitu Naya. katanya, ada band yang minta gue jadi session. terjadilah percakapan ini,

N: gi, gue di telepon sama band ini, katanya dia minta elo jadi session drummer buat hari sabtu
G: band apa?
N: enggak tau, tadi namanya DAJAL gitu..
G: hah? DAJAL?
N: ini contact personnya *nyebutin sebuah nomor*
G: lah itu kan nomernya mazu
N: hah? oh yang nelepon namanya dimas, katanya bassistnya
G: demas kali? grrrrrr

i mean, si mazu kok ya bukannya langsung direct ke hape gue, tapi lewat si Naya, udah tau manajer kita itu disfungsional. bego.
terus, gue lanjutin dengan pulang bareng bokap. awalnya kita mau makan di bakmi pak salim yang famous di daerah persahabatan rawamangun, tapi pas kita nyampe entah kenapa itu bakmi belom buka. anehhhh.

ya setelah bakmi itu buka, gue makan terus pulang dan anehnya lagi begitu gue sampe rumah, bukannya buka buku sejarah gue malah buka cosmo girl dan dengan tololnya mencari cari bab tentang kerajaan islam
bego sumpah.
akhirnya gue pun membeli pulsa, eh tau tau voucher gue ilang, gue nelusurin jalan gue balik, pulsa itu udah lenyap dan sekarang dengan tolol dong nya, gue balik dan voila vouchernya ketemu di jalan tempat tadi gue lewat pake nunduk nunduk kayak orang bego. grrrrrrrrr.

udah gitu pas gue pulang, entah kenapa koneksi internet yang 100% terus tetep aja lelet, gue pikir tadinya emang provider gue yang bermasalah, tapi pas gue telepon daniel, eh katanya dia baik baik aja tuh. brenggg. ada apa ini? mengapa hari ini bad day sekali?

terus udah gitu ya, tau tau contacts di handphone gue ilang. waaaaaaawwww. cerdaz abiz. gue pikir tadinya kenapa, eh tau ga kenapa?
SEMUA CONTACTS GUE, GUE MOVE KE LAPTOP & BB NYA GRSD, BUKANNYA GUE COPY. DAN TOLOLNYA LAGI, NGGAK BISA DI RESTORE SOALNYA LAPTOP GUE YA TAU SENDIRI KAN? ERRGGGGHHH.

alhasil semua contact yang di BB gue synch sama yang di hp gue, dan bisa! yuhhhuuu. terus kan ceritanya jam 6 entar mau ada acara on the go gitu, akhirnya gue ngendon gitu di ruangan baca sambil baca-baca sejarah. terus tau-tau, ada buku tentang sejarah musik punk gitu. waaaw, langsung deh gue buka buka. pas gue lagi asyik baca-baca eh ditelepon sama si Karin katanya Nick sakit.
OH TIDAK! NICK SAKIT? BESOK KAN MAU ALL THE WAY? OHMYOHMY.

akhirnya gue happy hour show bentar. yaudah tuh siaran tapi ga ada nick karena nicknya udah pulang. gak seruuuuuu, ga ada rebutan mic dan gitu gitunya, pokoknya siaran sendiri itu nggak seru banget, apalagi Montje kita yang idola indonesia itu juga kan yaaaahhh sibuk banget, akhirnya gue cuma ditemenin si dunjo. aduh nggak seru deh, dunjo juga malu malu kuda. brengsek. eh pas lagi garing-garingnya PDA nya si dunjo bunyi kenceng banget, menambah kegaringan suasana :(

tapi kemaren all the waynya seru banget. kan gue beli sofa gitu, terus yah pokoknya alltheway happy hour show paling seru.
cuma pas gue ngecek nick, iya emang suaranya serak abis..
nick maaf ya, gara gara gue kemaren lo begadang gitu..
aaaahhh nick maaafffffff...

sungguh hari yang aneh.

PS: tadi gue sama Cal berantem lagi, tapi udah baikan. masih masalah peluk peluk cewe orang.

Label: apologize, berantem, curhat, diary, drum, nonsense, pengen makan orang

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12.09.2008

piaggio :) & some updates

piaggio is my new bestie :)
like pikes, dia adalah salah satu penghuni rak boneka saya--nanti fotonya belakangan.
unlike his name, piaggio adalaaaaaahhhh....
boneka anjing.

sebenernya gue udah lama beli piaggio tapi belom gue kasih nama sampai sekarang :)
anyhoooooowww, some new bad news..
daanish & georgie putus! ahhh how sad, lalu lalu..
kemal & gaby juga putus! tapi udah agak lama..
lalu yang paling sedih dong itu...
noel dzirhamsyah keilangan dompet di ITC roxy mas hahahahaaa
jadi katanya zirham dan garin ke roxy mau beli handphone second.
yang ada dompetnya zirham ilang gyahahahaaa

terus good news nyaaa...
gue dan calipan udah damai. wew.
si Karin menang undian dapet duit lima ratus ribu dari apaaaa gitu gue lupa--terus 50%nya disumbang buat Zirham
Baby juno udah mulai bisa ngomong! waaaaaawwwww
yoga sudah beranak, dan mulai rajin shalat
ANDHINY SATRANITA WIJAYA TIADA AKAN KEMBALI KE INDONESIA oh my cinta banget guee deh sama lo ndhyn. anak lo buat gue aja yaaa? hahahahaaa

and the most good news of all..
me and my fellows meringue will be back at gigs soon! oh my! setelah aturan kpk gila yang melarang anak underage untuk jadi performer kalo sponsornya rokok, akhirnya...
ada titik terang berupa jalan; NEMBAK SIM *yang satu set sama KTP*

Label: diary, nonsense

xx signed off at 1:29 PM

12.07.2008

g itu gue, c itu dia

1. situasi: duduk bersama di ruang TV

g: aku nggak suka liat kamu meluk cewe lain!
c: tapi kan dia nangis, aku jadi kasian
g: tapi aku nggak sukaaaaaaa!!
c: yaelah..aku ngebayangin aja kamu nangis disana itu, kan gaenak
g: ih, aku kan kalo nangis ga kayak gitu
c: iya tapi lebih parah,
g: tapi nggak kayak gitu, itu lebay
c: iya iya, itu lebay
g: UDAH TAU GITU KENAPA DIPELUK JUGA!!
c: sayaaaaaanggg itu kan tuntutan skenario....
g: ih berasa artis banget sih kamu, aku ga suka
c: maaf deh..
g: tau deh kamu banyak fansnya..
c: yaampun jangan nangis, sumpah deh...lebay ah tuh kan kayak cewek tadi
g: iya ya?
c: iya...

2. situasi: mata gue bintitan lalu gue me miscall dia sampai sekitar 10 kali

g: sayaaaaaaaaangggg aku bintitaaaannnnnn
c: astaga naga, kirain apa, aku lagi on studio inih
g: masa yah tadi aku suruh niki beli borwater terus dia belinya ABOTIL!!
c: mana niki sini, suruh ngomong sama aku
g: kayak kamu berani..
c: apa sih yang nggak buat kamu?
g: nggak meluk cewek yang tadi pagi kita bicarain
c: grr itu lagi.

3. situasi: dia jemput gue yang lagi bete karena banyak hal

c: kamu marah ya?
g: nggak, at least nggak sama kamu
c: terus sama siapa?
g: sama montje
c: lah kenapa? ntar siarannya ngga bagus lhooo
g: iya, kenapa ngga dia duluan yang meluk cewe itu, kenapa kamu?
c: astaganaga anak iniiii
g: iyalah aku bete, coba sekarang misalnya aku pelukan sama siapa gitu. kamu ngga marah?
c: tergantung, siapa dulu, kalo misalnya mazu ya aku ngga bakal marah
g: yaudah misalnya sama Mas Dhito *engineer gue*
c: ya enggak
g: sama Montje?
c: dia kan homo, nggak bakal nafsu sama kamu at this point ya mon, yang ngatain bukan gue
g: yaudah sama syam
c: kok kamu kayaknya jadi desperate pengen dipeluk cowo lain gitu?
g: salah siapa ngajak ribut duluan?
c: maaf deh, nggak lagi-lagi...

4. situasi: tokyo sushi-again!

c: maaf ya beb kamu jadi sedih
g: nggak apa-apa..
c: jangan sedih lagi...aku jadi ngga enak banget tadi takenya
g: nggak apa-apa..
c: besok-besok aku janji nggak gitu lagi
g: iya iya...
c: kata montje tadi kamu siarannya marah marah brengsek lu mon pake ngadu ngadu
g: ngga ah, biasa aja, cuma emang bete, kayaknya emang PMS
c: jangan lama-lama PMS nya ya, eh besok mau ketemu mama aku?
g: ..errmmm.. ngga bisa kan ada acara keluarga aku..
c: ih iya lupa, ntar aku dateng deh
g: eh jangan jangaaaannn aku belum siappp!! aduh om dan tante dan sepupu gue mana mau dengan mudah nrimo gue pacaran sama kingkong--bercanda caaall
c: oh yaudah ngga apa-apa
g: heheeeee
c: love you gi
g: ehm, love you cal,

ps: gue sama dia belom juga jadian. grrrrrr tolol sekali kami ini. tapi makasih ya mau sabar..
i owe youuu sooooo much

Label: diary, nonsense

xx signed off at 8:14 PM

12.06.2008

apa sih ini

(bold the ones you've done)
01. Bought everyone in the bar a drink
02. Swam with dolphins
03. Climbed a mountain
04. Taken a Ferrari for a test drive
05. Been inside the Great Pyramid
06. Held a tarantula
07. Taken a candlelit bath with someone
08. Said "I love you" and meant it
09. Hugged a tree
10. Bungee jumped
11. Visited Paris
12. Watched a lightning storm at sea
13. Stayed up all night long and saw the sun rise
14. Seen the Northern Lights
15. Gone to a huge sports game
16. Walked the stairs to the top of the leaning Tower of Pisa
17. Grown and eaten your own vegetables
18. Touched an iceberg
19. Slept under the stars
20. Changed a baby's diaper
21. Taken a trip in a hot air balloon
22. Watched a meteor shower
23. Gotten drunk on champagne
24. Given more than you can afford to charity
25. Looked up at the night sky through a telescope
26. Had an uncontrollable giggling fit at the worst possible moment
27. Had a food fight
28. Bet on a winning horse
29. Asked out a stranger
30. Had a snowball fight
31. Screamed as loudly as you possibly can
32. Held a lamb
33. Seen a total eclipse
34. Ridden a roller coaster
35. Hit a home run
36. Danced like a fool and didn't care who was looking
37. Adopted an accent for an entire day
38. Actually felt happy about your life, even for just a moment
39. Had two hard drives for your computer
40. Visited all 50 states
41. Taken care of someone who was drunk
42. Had amazing friends
43. Danced with a stranger in a foreign country
44. Watched whales
45. Stolen a sign
46. Backpacked in Europe
47. Taken a road-trip
48. Gone rock climbing
49. Taken a midnight walk on the beach
50. Gone sky diving
51. Visited Ireland
52. Been heartbroken longer than you were actually in love
53. In a restaurant, sat at a stranger's table and had a meal with them
54. Visited Japan
55. Milked a cow
56. Alphabetized your CDs
57. Pretended to be a superhero
58. Sung karaoke
59. Lounged around in bed all day
60. Played touch football
61. Gone scuba diving
62. Kissed in the rain
63. Played in the mud
64. Played in the rain
65. Gone to a drive-in theatre
66. Visited the Great Wall of China
67. Started a business
68. Fallen in love and not had your heart broken
69. Toured ancient sites
70. Taken a martial arts class
71. Played D&D for more than 6 hours straight
72. Gotten married
73. Been in a movie
74. Crashed a party
75. Gotten divorced
76. Gone without food for 5 days
77. Made cookies from scratch
78. Won first prize in a costume contest
79. Ridden a gondola in Venice
80. Gotten a tattoo
81. Rafted the Snake River
82. Been on a television news program as an "expert"
83. Gotten flowers for no reason
84. Performed on stage
85. Been to Las Vegas
86. Recorded music
87. Eaten shark
88. Kissed on the first date
89. Gone to Thailand
90. Bought a house
91. Been in a combat zone
92. Buried one/both of your parents
93. Been on a cruise ship
94. Spoken more than one language fluently
95. Performed in Rocky Horror
96. Raised children
97. Followed your favorite band/singer on tour
98. Passed out cold
99. Taken an exotic bicycle tour in a foreign country
100. Picked up and moved to another city to just start over
101. Walked the Golden Gate Bridge
102. Sang loudly in the car, and didn't stop when you knew someone was looking
103. Had plastic surgery
104. Survived an accident that you shouldn't have survived
105. Wrote articles for a large publication
106. Lost over 100 pounds
107. Held someone while they were having a flashback
108. Piloted an airplane
109. Touched a stingray
110. Broken someone's heart
111. Helped an animal give birth
112. Won money on a TV game show
113. Broken a bone
114. Gone on a photo safari
115. Had a facial part pierced other than your ears
116. Fired a rifle, shotgun, or pistol
117. Eaten mushrooms that were gathered in the wild
118. Ridden a horse
119. Had major surgery
120. Had a snake as a pet
121. Hiked to the bottom of the Grand Canyon
122. Slept for 30 hours in a 48 hour period
123. Visited more foreign countries than U.S. States
124. Visited all 7 continents
125. Taken a canoe trip that lasted more than 2 days
126. Eaten kangaroo meat
127. Eaten sushi
128. Had your picture in the newspaper
129. Changed someone's mind about something you care deeply about
130. Gone back to school
131. Parasailed
132. Touched a cockroach
133. Eaten fried green tomatoes
134. Read The Iliad and The Odyssey
135. Selected one "important" author who you missed in school, and read
136. Killed and prepared an animal for eating
137. Skipped all your school reunions
138. Communicated with someone without sharing a common spoken language
139. Been elected to public office
140. Written your own computer language
141. Thought to yourself that you're living your dream
142. Had to put someone you love into hospice care
143. Built your own PC from parts
144. Sold your own artwork to someone who didn't know you
145. Had a booth at a street fair
146. Dyed your hair
147. Been a DJ
148. Shaved your head
149. Caused a car accident
150. Saved someone's life

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I am ODD

44 ODD Things about you! If you opened this, FILL IT OUT! Learn 44 things about your friends, and let them learn 44 things about you!

1) Favorite object in your room?

drum set dooong

2) Have you ever smoked heroin?

NEVER and NEVER

3) Do you own guns?

buat ASG doang sih ada hahahaa

4) What flavor do you add to your drink at sonic?

cola! of course!

5) Do you get nervous before doctor appointments?

always... apalagi kalo THT grrrrr :)

6) What do you think of hot dogs?

lemak, daging, nay way, i am a vegetarians

7) Favorite song?

sekarang? ben folds-landed sama travis-closer

8) Can you do push ups?

banget

9) Can you do a pull up?

enggak

10) What's your favorite piece of jewelry?

my bracelet from Calipan heheeee

11) Do you like blue cheese?

nay. blue cheese itu keju basi

12) Ever been in a car wreck?

never and never

13) What's one trait that you hate about yourself?

banyaaaakkk

14) Middle name?

tiara, atau jun atau... ihihihi tergantung nama yang mana!

15) Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment?

i - love - Calipan!

16) Name 3 things you bought yesterday?

mi ayam - brushes - kertas HVS

17) Name 3 drinks you drink regularly ?

mineral water . coke . coffee

18) Current worry?

nilai UAS jelek, ndak bisa balik ke HK pas januari

19) Current hate right now?

ride jelek gue & PKS *pergilah kau syaiton*

20) How did you bring in the New Year?

DRUM DONG. CLINIC!!!

21) Where would you like to be right now?

hong kong or beijing or somewhere in italy

22) Name three people who will complete this?

nggak lah yaauuuu

23) Do you own slippers?

iya

24) What shirt are you wearing?

hospital pajamas

25) Do you like sleeping on satin sheets?

iyalahaaaaa

26) Can you whistle?

nayyy

27) Would you be a pirate?

NEVER

28) What songs do you sing in the shower?

the prayer - smoking fetish candy

29) Favorite girl's name?

NIKITA

30) Favorite boy's name?

NIKITA *hihihiiii*

31) What's in your pocket?

money... bon bon....kuitansi subkick gyahahaha

32) Last person that made you laugh?

Drs Ir H Agus Pranoto Hardjo MMsc BA

33) Best bed sheets as a child?

hello kitty dongg

34) Worst injury you've ever had?

patah tulang kaki pas lagi diare

35) Do you love where you live?

yang mana dulu nih? eh iya semua deng

36) How many TVs do you have in your house?

banyak... punya bokap satu gue satu nyokap satu

37) Who is your loudest friend?

DIAH

38) How many dogs do you have?

twooooo and lovable

39) Does someone have a crush on you?

~~iya, calon pacar saya~~

40) Favorite color?

orange, black

41) Favorite Sports Team?

JUVENTUS & PHOENIX SUNS

42) Where is the next place you want to travel to?

indonesia eh boong deng... italy

43) What were you doing 12 AM last night?

ke rumah sakit

44) What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up?

anjing mata gue bintitan badan gue sakit paraaaaahhh

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